How do you like your coffee? Cream with one sugar? Nice. Just cream? Cool. Black? Rock on. Everybody except the black coffee drinker listen up - what do you use to stir your coffee? A spoon? Swizzles? Tongue depressors? Bah. All of those so-called stirring solutions are fraught with failure.

Spoons measure your sugar fine enough, but what a waste to have to wash (or toss) another utensil! Tongue depressors end up making your coffee taste like wood, and those stupid swizzles can't stir anything, are you kidding? What you need is a stirring solution for your hot and tasty beverage that doesn't add to landfill, or impart odd flavors to your drink while actually moving stuff around.

If we sound like that late great TV pitchman, we're in great company. We're genuinely enthusiastic about the Clear Self-Stirring Mug! Don't forget - inside this mug is a spinning tool that frappes your drink into a whirling blended maelstrom of deliciousness. Too much?

Just pop batteries inside the base, fill the mug with your favorite hot beverage, add your sweetener or creamer - or, hey! Maybe you just like a nice hot cup of cocoa! Any way, press a button and whirr your drink into a perfect blend. No more sandy sugar in the last dregs of your drink, and no more spoons!